i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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