he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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