if you like me you must not know who I am
...so i touched it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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