i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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