How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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