just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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