help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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