are you so shy because you have an std?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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