Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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