He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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