And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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