he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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