whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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