Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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