They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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