You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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