i just had sex bonerless
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
