he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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