A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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