yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just pee around me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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