quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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