Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
where am i from again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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