he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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