hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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