On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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