I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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