The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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