Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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