i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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