hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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