that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Your dad touched me again.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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