I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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