Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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