You made me cry and you don't even care
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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