Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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