i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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