why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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