we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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