How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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