I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i think im in europe. pls send help
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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