Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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