You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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