idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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