woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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