Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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