If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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