You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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