Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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