I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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