omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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