Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.