the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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