you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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