So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I would ride that face into the sunset
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
