but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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